Dee-Dee Sheridan
08-27-2003, 12:29 PM
Ladies-** If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still
> cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an
> instant fix-me up.
> Real Women-** If you over salt a dish while you are cooking,
> that's too damn bad. Please recite the Real Women's motto:
> "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
> ************************************************** ******
> Ladies-** Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
> on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
> Real Women-** Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink.
> You might still have the headache, but who cares!
> ************************************************** *******
> Ladies-** Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
> cone to prevent ice cream drip.
> Real Women-** Just suck the ice crea! m out of the bottom of the
> cone,* for Pete's sake, you are probably lying down on the couch, with
your
> feet up anyway.
> ************************************************** ********
> Ladies-** To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the
> bag with the potatoes.
> Real Women-** Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to
> worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.
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> Ladies-** When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan,
> use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on
> the outside of the cake.
> Real Women-** Go to the bakery- they'll even decorate it for you!
>* ************************************************** ********
> Ladies-** Brush some egg white over pie crust before baking to
> yield a beautiful glossy finish.
> Real Women-** Sara Lee frozen freaking pie directions do not
> include brushing egg white over anything, so don't do it!
> ************************************************** ********
> Ladies-** If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
> dishwashing gloves.* They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars
> easy.
> Real Women-** Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it!
> ************************************************** ********
> Ladies-** Don't throw out all the leftover wine, Freeze into ice
> cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
> Real Women-** What leftover wine???
> >************************************************* *********
> *Finally the most important*
> Ladies-** A good friend will come and bail you out of jail.
> Real Women-** A true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
> "Damn.....that was fun!"* :>)
> cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an
> instant fix-me up.
> Real Women-** If you over salt a dish while you are cooking,
> that's too damn bad. Please recite the Real Women's motto:
> "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
> ************************************************** ******
> Ladies-** Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
> on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
> Real Women-** Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink.
> You might still have the headache, but who cares!
> ************************************************** *******
> Ladies-** Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
> cone to prevent ice cream drip.
> Real Women-** Just suck the ice crea! m out of the bottom of the
> cone,* for Pete's sake, you are probably lying down on the couch, with
your
> feet up anyway.
> ************************************************** ********
> Ladies-** To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the
> bag with the potatoes.
> Real Women-** Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to
> worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.
************************************************** ************
> Ladies-** When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan,
> use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on
> the outside of the cake.
> Real Women-** Go to the bakery- they'll even decorate it for you!
>* ************************************************** ********
> Ladies-** Brush some egg white over pie crust before baking to
> yield a beautiful glossy finish.
> Real Women-** Sara Lee frozen freaking pie directions do not
> include brushing egg white over anything, so don't do it!
> ************************************************** ********
> Ladies-** If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
> dishwashing gloves.* They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars
> easy.
> Real Women-** Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it!
> ************************************************** ********
> Ladies-** Don't throw out all the leftover wine, Freeze into ice
> cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
> Real Women-** What leftover wine???
> >************************************************* *********
> *Finally the most important*
> Ladies-** A good friend will come and bail you out of jail.
> Real Women-** A true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
> "Damn.....that was fun!"* :>)